Should I stay or should I go?

It's been a summer of changes in our house, Reader. Most have been unfolding for awhile. Like, my stepsons' deepening man-voices. And their growing appetites for freedom... And food, my God, the FOOD we go through in this house! As the oldest of 3 girls, I always suspected the whole *teen boys eating everything in sight* stereotype was kinda overblown. But, these days, it's not unusual to hear the words "second breakfast" or lock eyes with my husband across the table, awestruck and a smidge...